"Hi, this is Cheryl. Record your stupid voice here and maybe, someday, if I get around to it, I'll be all bored and going through my phone and your message will just like, pop up for me to listen to, and then I'll get back to you. But it'll be awhile. We'll all probably be dead before I get around to it."
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